jack: mom, can i play my ds?

me: no, you need to take a break from that thing.

jack: but, i need it to surviiiiiiiiiive.

me: well, i hope you make it through the night.

also...

a few weeks ago

me: jack why are you so cute?

jack: because my nana's cute. (he loves to get a rise outta me)

me: oh well, that's okay. cause everyone says that i look exactly like nana when she was my age.

jack: (without missing a beat) was her face all scrambled then?

(gotta love the signs of aging)

the kid is hilarious.