even though jack is awesome at trying my patience lately i still love his guts. this past week he has said a few things that have made me laugh.

conversation yesterday morning:

jack: mom, after breakfast may i take a shower?

me: uh, you took one last night. why do you want to take another one?

jack: they're just so refreshing.

me: no really, why do you want to take a shower?

jack: well because i want to do a science experiment.

me: what are you talking about? science experiment? what is it?

jack: well i squirt a little of all the stuff in bottles in my goggles and stir it. that's my science experiment. cool huh?

me: yes, very cool?

during lunch one day he was like, "mom, i simply can't eat all this."